There was a checkpoint on Fair Oaks that resulted in four DUI arrests. And it looks like a high-speed pursuit ended with an arrest farther down the 110. There was also that big chase/crash on Orange Grove last week. According to the Star-News, the car landed on the roof of a house. The driver, who [...]

Some weeks the police report is, you know, ho hum. This week makes up for it. A few things worth mentioning before you make the jump: Two guys break into the middle school, tear the place to pieces … and then pass out on the soccer field. The sobriety checkpoint netted three DUI arrests, and [...]

Sorry for the big lag. Don’t get me wrong, Ireland was fun. But going back and cobbling together the past few weeks of police reports? Not so much fun. My favorite is the kid who saw the “Road Closed” sign on the 110 on-ramp, and took it as more of a suggestion. Very full report [...]

Grover’s Corners had Simon Stimson, Mayberry had Otis Campbell, and South Pas has a rotating cast of wandering inebriates. Full report after the jump. Tweet

Prepare to be shocked: People were lighting fireworks in South Pas last week. The full (but brief) police report after the jump. Tweet

Maybe I’ve seen too many movies, but whenever someone cuts a hole in the roof to get inside the Japanese restaurant, odds are the perp is a ninja. It’s worth a mention that there were a couple of robberies in South Pas last week: one at gunpoint and the other at knifepoint. Also, an impressive [...]

So let me get this straight: The “victim” is the guy wielding a machete in Carmine’s parking lot? Also, the South Pasadena Review gets burgled. Full police report after the jump: Tweet

Six DUI arrests and an employee plucks from the till at Wild Thyme. The full police report after the jump: Tweet

Attempted kidnapping, sex with minors, assault … this was not our best week. Full report after the jump. Tweet

So you wake up in the morning and can’t find your cellphone. Logical conclusion: Someone broke into your home and stole the phone while you slept. Just the phone. The full police report after the jump: Tweet